01 / Send it in
Screenshots, prompts, photos, the whole messy situation.
Choose your package, share your profile, and tell us what kind of match you actually want—not just what your bio currently hopes for.
Bold dating profile feedback
Get roasted. Then get matches.
My Business delivers an unfiltered recorded video critique of your dating profile—then gives you practical fixes worth swiping right on.
No fake compliments. No generic dating advice. Just your profile, honestly assessed.
The Rescue
A profile that finally says something.
The founder promise
New service. Clear standards.
Direct, never cruel
The joke lands on the profile—not on you.
Recorded for replay
Watch it when you are ready, then use every fix.
Useful by design
Every roast ends with a concrete rescue plan.
Roast & Rescue
Your profile gets the full treatment.
Not a score. Not a template. A sharp read of the choices shaping your first impression, followed by a plan to make them work harder.
02 / Get the roast
A recorded, candid video breakdown.
We call out weak photos, vague prompts, accidental red flags, and every missed opportunity.
03 / Build the rescue
Leave with changes you can make today.
Rewrite direction, photo priorities, and a cleaner story for the person on the other side of the swipe.
Book a roast
Choose your level of honest.
Every package includes a recorded critique and actionable rescue notes. Pick the depth your profile needs.
Quick Roast
$19
A concise video checkup for one dating profile.
- Photo and bio read
- Three priority fixes
Full Roast & Rescue
$39
The complete profile diagnosis for people ready to stop guessing.
- Detailed recorded roast
- Prompt rewrite direction
- Photo order strategy
- Clear rescue checklist
Profile Reset
$69
For the profile that needs a fresh start, not a touch-up.
- Full Roast & Rescue
- New bio framework
- Fresh prompt concepts
Your dating profile is already making an impression.
Make sure it is the one you intended. Send it in, take the roast, and leave with a better next move.
Start your Roast & Rescue